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sustainable world music pottery. channeling herbal jewelry designs. groovy lesbian 'carbon footprint' sandals. eco-friendly bluegrass tattoos. vegan crystal healing using microbrew infusions. thrice-illuminated hemp massage. manifesting green energy with tantric crafts. acoustic backpacking. sacred tiny pony-tails for sensitive new-age guys (SNAGs), avatar flavored chai tea, astrologically sensitive urban arts, the warrior’s way of tourism, kiyoshi nagata barristas, afropean tanning salons, tofu-based spiritual retreat centers, chiropractic chanting, holistic detox zombies, religious scientism thru coyote circles, fetish empowered nail emporiums, real estate walkabouts, gourmet shiatsu, auto repair thru essence realignment, LGBT gaia drumming, dijiridoo abductions, virato, embracing your inner celtic Velcro, pawn shopping using creative visualization, solar powered body modification, Cajun-based mystic beauty techniques, ethereal rafting, neo-post-hippy apathy. All this AND the Biltmore House!

we are the diversity-embracing, alternative source, synchroni-city of the south!

Actually, this was a classroom sign at the Appachia School of Holistic Herbalism down the road from me.